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Today In Medical History – June 23
June 23:
(1) (1804) German botanist Matthias Jakob Schleiden was born. He is known for being the co-inventor of the cell theory, which states that...
Joke Of The Day
Before a surgery, in a medical form under “Emergency Contact”,
a patient wrote: “Call a more professional surgeon!”
Today In Medical History – June 10
June 10:
(1) (1753) American physician, politician, and statesman William Eustis was born. He was a military surgeon during the American Revolutionary War, performing surgery...
Joke Of The Day – May 14
Patient: Doc, please come to my home as soon as possible! My wife has appendicitis!
Doctor: Don't worry. Two years ago I did surgery to...
Joke Of The Day – May 12
A patient is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.
Patient: I'm O.K, but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor...
Today In Medical History – May 11
May 11th:
(1) (1722) Dutch physician, anatomist, physiologist, and midwife Petrus Camper was born. He was known for inventing the measure of face angle, and...
Joke Of The Day – April 2
Patient: My son swallowed a pen!
Doctor: Don't worry, we will do surgery in a couple of days
Patient: So what should I do in the...
Joke Of The Day – March 22
During a surgery:
Doctor: Nurse, turn off the GPS please. I know where the liver is!
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