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Joke Of The Day – February 12

Answering machine at a psychiatric facility 

 

– If you suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder, keep pressing 1.

– If you suffer from multiple personality disorder, press 2 and 3 simultaneously.

– If you suffer from hallucinations, press 4 and you (and only you) will see an orange crocodile.

– If you suffer from schizophrenia, please ask your imaginary friend to press 5 for you.

– If you suffer from depression, it does not matter what you press. Nothing can be done…

– If you are indecisive, please leave a message after the tone; or before the tone; or during the tone; or don’t leave a message at all!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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