Friday, April 19, 2024

Joke Of The Day – March 31

A pharmaceutical rep visited a physician to pitch some new drugs marketed especially for women having trouble with their husbands:

DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost

PROJECTRA – Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA – Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform more child-care tasks – especially cleaning up spills and “little accidents.”

COMPLIMENTRA – In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA – Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweetie’s expensive jewelry and gifts.


Doctor’s sometimes use too many medical words for the average person to understand. Let’s hope you don’t make the following mistakes in your understanding of what he/she is saying!

Artery…………………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria.
Cesarean Section…………….A neighborhood in Rome.
CT scan………………………….Searching for kitty.
Dilate……………………………To live long.
Enema…………………………..Not a friend.
Hangnail…………………………What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain……………………….Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………………A doctor’s cane.
Nitrates………………………….Cheaper than day rates.
Pap Smear………………………A fatherhood test.
Pelvis……………………………Second cousin to Elvis.
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Tablet……………………………A small table.
Varicose………………………….Near by / close by.

RELATED ARTICLES

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

Latest News and Articles

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTERS

Stay Connected
10,288FansLike
820FollowersFollow
249FollowersFollow
2,787FollowersFollow

Article of the month

Augmented Reality to Augment Physical Therapy for Parkinson’s Disease

A hallmark of advancing Parkinson’s disease is a distinctive shuffling walk. Dual-task training is an effective but costly physical therapy that helps people with...

Joke Of The Day – April 19

-I always eat when I am nervous. -Well, according to your body shape, you do not know what a quiet life is...

RECENT COMMENTS

ADVERTISE WITH US

error: Content is read-only and copy-protected.