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Joke Of The Day – February 18

 

Patient at the psychiatrist’s office: Doctor, I am so depressed! I am sick, I have no money, no friends, no one loves me…

Psychiatrist: Today we will try one technique that will help with that. Close your eyes and repeat after me: “I am healthy, I am rich, there are people I love and I they love me, too”.

Patient: I am very happy for you doc, but what about my problems?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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