Phrases you do not want to hear while lying on the operating table
- Has anyone seen my watch?
- My migraine is giving me double vision
- Why did I drink so much at yesterday’s party?
- Who spilled ink on the surgery protocol?
- Umm…, I hope he already has children
- Let’s work faster! In 10 minutes there is a soccer game
- Okay professor, if this is the appendix, then what is that?
- Wow, another power failure!
- Wait, my contact lens fell out!
- No worries, we learn from our mistakes
