An 82 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw this old man walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke with him and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
The old man replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn`t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful!’”