{"id":16730,"date":"2018-07-10T09:00:58","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T13:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.medicalnewsbulletin.com\/?p=16730"},"modified":"2023-10-24T14:17:49","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T18:17:49","slug":"joke-day-july-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/medicalnewsbulletin.com\/joke-day-july-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"
Phrases you do not want to hear while lying on the operating table<\/em><\/p>\n Phrases you do not want to hear while lying on the operating table Has anyone seen my watch? My migraine is giving me double vision Why did I drink so much at yesterday\u2019s party? Who spilled ink on the surgery protocol? Umm…, I hope he already has children Let\u2019s work faster! In 10 minutes there […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":147,"featured_media":22396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"apple_news_api_created_at":"2020-08-18T15:17:24Z","apple_news_api_id":"8c3861d9-e652-402e-affe-9a4e5a824f4c","apple_news_api_modified_at":"2023-02-05T20:50:16Z","apple_news_api_revision":"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQ==","apple_news_api_share_url":"https:\/\/apple.news\/AjDhh2eZSQC6v_ppOWoJPTA","apple_news_coverimage":0,"apple_news_coverimage_caption":"","apple_news_is_hidden":false,"apple_news_is_paid":false,"apple_news_is_preview":true,"apple_news_is_sponsored":false,"apple_news_maturity_rating":"","apple_news_metadata":"\"\"","apple_news_pullquote":"","apple_news_pullquote_position":"middle","apple_news_slug":"","apple_news_sections":["https:\/\/news-api.apple.com\/sections\/49319699-9b25-319d-b339-5324d81a25b2"],"apple_news_suppress_video_url":false,"apple_news_use_image_component":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59765],"tags":[59420,760,59419,873,169],"apple_news_notices":[],"yoast_head":"\n\n