Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Joke Of The Day

Lawyer: Before you signed the death certificate, did you check the pulse?
Pathologist: No.
Lawyer: Did you listen to the heart?
Pathologist:  No.
Lawyer:  Did you check for breathing?
Pathologist:  No.
Lawyer:  So, when you signed the death certificate you weren’t actually sure he was dead, were you?
Pathologist:  Well, let me put it this way. The man’s brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it’s possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.

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