Joke Of The Day

Doctor to the Patient: I’ve got some good news for you and some bad news for you.  The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.  The good news is that this hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants.
Yesterday, there was a terrible accident right in front of the hospital and a young couple was killed.  You can have which ever brain you like.  The man’s brain will cost you $100,000 and the woman’s brain will cost you $30,000.”
Patient : Why is there such a large difference between the cost of the male brain and the cost of the female brain?
Doctor: The male brain has hardly been used!