Phrases you do not want to hear while lying on the operating table

  • Has anyone seen my watch?
  • My migraine is giving me double vision
  • Why did I drink so much at yesterday’s party?
  • Who spilled ink on the surgery protocol?
  • Umm…, I hope he already has children
  • Let’s work faster! In 10 minutes there is a soccer game
  • Okay professor, if this is the appendix, then what is that?
  • Wow, another power failure!
  • Wait, my contact lens fell out!
  • No worries, we learn from our mistakes
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